Giving millions a reason to live

"Philadelphia has a bit of an inferiority complex, being only 90 miles away from New York City and all. But Bill Clinton kicked off a week of stumping for John Kerry in Philadelphia, giving the city a rare bit of good news. Clinton's appearance was the story of the night by far ..."

From the minds of the liberal left, a visit from Bill Clinton is a reason for the millions in the Philadelphia region to continue their boring and inferior lives. But would we have seen mass suicides in Philadelphia if Clinton had died during his recent heart surgery?